What I said the other day, you looking like me, that ain't true. You ain't ugly like me, it's just that we both have got scars.
Read more Bill Munny QuotesFrom: Unforgiven
Yeah, well, a lotta folks did call him "Two Gun," but that wasn't because he was sportin' two pistols. No, it was because he had a dick that was so big, it was longer than the barrel on that Walther Colt that he carried. And the only insultin' he ever did was to stick that thing of his into this French lady that English Bob here was kinda sweet on.
Ned Logan: I sure do miss my bed.Will Munny: You said that last night.Ned Logan: No, last night I said I missed my wife, tonight I just miss my dadgum bed.