Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.Large Man with Dead Body: Why?The Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.
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Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!King Arthur: You'll what?Black Knight: Come here!King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?Black Knight: I'm invincible!King Arthur: ...You're a loony.
JESUS CHRIST!
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!Sir Bedevere: A newt?Peasant 3: I got better.Crowd: Burn her anyway!