Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!Sir Bedevere: A newt?Peasant 3: I got better.Crowd: Burn her anyway!
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King Arthur: Can we come up and have a look?French Soldier: Of course not. You're English types.King Arthur: What are you then?French Soldier: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?French Soldier: Mind your own business.
Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.Sir Lancelot: Am not.