When will this rotten summer end? In a film, it'd already be over. Fade-out, cut to a storm. Wouldn't that be great?
At a party, a lieutenant pinches this girl's ass. She turns around. It's the colonel's daughter. Terrified, the lieutenant says, "If your heart is as hard as what I just felt, I'm a dead man."
I choose my friends for their looks, my enemies for their intelligence