Put your drawers on, and take your gun off.
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I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise. And sometimes they never get up.
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
While I'm waiting for the Lord to remember me, I, Tuco Ramirez, brother of "Brother" Ramirez will tell you something! You think you're better than I am... where we came from, if one did not want to die in poverty, one became a priest or a bandit! You chose your way, I chose mine. Mine was harder! You talk about Mother and Father... you forget that when you left to become a priest I stayed behind! I must have been ten, twelve, I don't remember which, but I stayed! I tried, but it was no good! Now I'm going to tell you something... you became a priest because you were too much of a coward to do what I do!