Alcoholic Union Captain Quotes

Every gun makes its own tune.

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

Sorry, Shorty.

Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered... he's the winner.

You'll all turn to dust,but one thing is sure, boys... Branston Bridge will stand unbroken.

Such ingratitude, after all the times I saved your life.

I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.

It's not a joke, it's a rope, Tuco. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that noose.

Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it.

If your friends stay out in the damp, they're liable to catch a cold aren't they... or a bullet.

Were you gonna die alone?

Put your drawers on, and take your gun off.

The way I figure, there's really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you.

Can you help me live a little more? I expect good news.

The most potent weapon of war!

The Rebs have decided that bridge is the key to this whole area. Stupid, useless bridge! Flyspeck on Headquarters' maps. Headquarters has declared we must take that ridiculous flyspeck. Even if all of us are killed. Otherwise the key'll get rusty and just be a spot on the wall.