If your friends stay out in the damp, they're liable to catch a cold aren't they... or a bullet.
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How's your digestion now?
Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later.
Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered... he's the winner.