It's not a joke, it's a rope, Tuco. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that noose.
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Hey, Blond! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-a-b-!
One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
I told you once, friend, if I ever get you down, you're going to need a lot of help to get back up again!