I'm looking for the owner of that horse. He's tall, blonde, he smokes a cigar, and he's a pig!
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Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered... he's the winner.
Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later.
There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.