He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things! He stole her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.
Read more Joel Barish QuotesFrom: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?
This is working like gangbusters.