random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.
Read more Joel Barish QuotesFrom: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
You're really nice... God, I have to stop saying that!
He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things! He stole her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.
I apply my personality in a paste.