You landed on my bullet wound. That's exactly the jolt of blinding pain I needed to bring me 'round.
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Chloe Decker: Lucifer, oh my god.Lucifer Morningstar: Well, there's an oxymoron.
Marcus Pierce: You must be Lucifer.Lucifer Morningstar: Morningstar, pleasure.Marcus Pierce: There was an investigation last year. We interviewed, what was it, 92 of your sexual partners? I think I'll refrain from physical contact if you don't mind.Marcus Pierce: You don't seem reckless. Narcissistic, hedonistic. That I see.Lucifer Morningstar: Well, thank you very much.Marcus Pierce: Not a compliment. Your file's as long as my johnson.Lucifer Morningstar: Quick read then?Marcus Pierce: Hardly.Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I for one don't need a file to ascertain you haven't even had a snog in ages, have you?Marcus Pierce: Accurate.
Chloe Decker: You are lucky my daughter likes you so much.Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, I'm starting to respect the deceptive little parasite.Chloe Decker: Oh, well, that's nice.