Chloe Decker: Lucifer, oh my god.Lucifer Morningstar: Well, there's an oxymoron.
Charlotte: DetectiveDan Espinoza: Counselor.Lucifer Morningstar: Douche.Dan Espinoza: Dick.
Once I shot Lucifer to prove he was the Devil, and now I'm shooting you to prove that you're not.
Dan Espinoza: Great work, Lucifer.Lucifer Morningstar: Take that back!