Charlotte: DetectiveDan Espinoza: Counselor.Lucifer Morningstar: Douche.Dan Espinoza: Dick.
Read more Lucifer Morningstar QuotesFrom: Lucifer
Chloe Decker: You are lucky my daughter likes you so much.Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, I'm starting to respect the deceptive little parasite.Chloe Decker: Oh, well, that's nice.
Linda Martin: God cast you out because He needed you to do the most difficult of jobs. It was a gift.Lucifer Morningstar: Gift? He shunned me. He vilified me. He made me a torturer! Can you even begin to fathom what it was like? Eons spent providing a place for dead mortals to punish themselves? I mean, why do they blame me for all their little failings? As if I'd spent my days sitting on their shoulder, forcing them to commit acts they'd otherwise find repulsive. "Oh, the Devil made me do it." I HAVE NEVER MADE ANY ONE OF THEM DO ANYTHING. Never.
When you bifurcate your life this way, good and bad, crime solver and... orgy host... , you're effectively denying half of yourself all of the time. Lucifer, if you don't stop pulling yourself in opposite directions, you're going to come undone.