Jerry: All this over a Chuckle.Cosmo Kramer: What's a Chuckle?Jerry: It's a jelly candy, comes in five flavors.
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Jerry: I love saying "my wife," once I started saying it, I couldn't stop: "my wife this, my wife that." It's an amazing way to begin a sentence.Cosmo Kramer: "My wife has an inner-ear infection."Jerry: See?Cosmo Kramer: I like that.
Cosmo Kramer: I still don't understand what the problem is having her in the building.Jerry: Let me explain something to you. You see, you're not normal. You're a great guy, I love you, but - - you're a pod. I, on the other hand, am a human being. I sometimes feel anxious, uncomfortable, even inhibited in certain situations with the other human beings. You wouldn't understand.Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, 'cause I'm a pod.
What if we created some sort of a diversion? What if we went over by the car and we just started screaming "Hey, there he is! There's the guy who took the handicap spot." And then when they all run in the other direction, we'll jump in the car.