Dr. Carter Burke: Have you ever sought therapy before, Mr. Castle?Richard Castle: Well, if you'd met my mother, you'd know the answer would be yes. But, uh... by my nature, I try to avoid introspection.
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Kate Beckett: You're trying to drive me crazy, aren't you?Richard Castle: Well, apparently, I already do, if we end up with three kids.Simon Doyle: Would you like to know their names?Richard Castle: Yes!Kate Beckett: No!
Kate Beckett: Okay, Magoo, let's see that bottle.Jeffrey McGuigan: Seriously? You're just gonna walk into my crib and start bossing me around?Richard Castle: Well, I don't see it here. You didn't happen to... break the bottle over... something?Jeffrey McGuigan: Hey, what is this about? You know, I may have dropped out of Cornell when my company went *public*, but I still know my rights.Kate Beckett: That bottle that you purchased might have been used to commit murder. So unless you wanna learn your Miranda rights, you better quit stalling and show us where it is.Jeffrey McGuigan: Yeah, okay, cool. I'm not stalling.Kate Beckett: Great.Jeffrey McGuigan: Yeah.Richard Castle: You were throwing it out?Jeffrey McGuigan: It's in the blue bucket. I recycle.Kate Beckett: Well, it's still *intact*... Unless a sliver of glass came out when it hit.Jeffrey McGuigan: Man, nobody hit anybody.Richard Castle: Yes, well, keep mixing root beer with fine Scotch, that may change.
Kevin Ryan: What do you think this is about, huh?Javier Esposito: Smells like an intelligence op.Kevin Ryan: CIA? NSA? DHS?Javier Esposito: Same letters, different alphabet. I had some buddies from the service volunteer for intelligence ops.Kevin Ryan: Yeah? How'd they like it?Javier Esposito: They all died.