Emma Briggs: I am not a murderer!Richard Castle: Says the lady pointing a gun at me.
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Richard Castle: Hey, do you know what Lanie and Esposito were fighting about?Kate Beckett: Everything. They both want to be together, but neither of them wants to admit to it.Richard Castle: Ugh! Why do people do that to themselves?Kate Beckett: Maybe they just don't see it.Richard Castle: How could they not? It's so obvious.
Alexis Castle: What is all that?Martha Rodgers: Oh, my lord.Richard Castle: Somewhere in one of these bags is the perfect baby shower gift for Jen and Ryan. I just need your help picking which one. Ready? Ta-da!Alexis Castle: No.Martha Rodgers: Is that a bulletproof baby vest?Alexis Castle: It's completely inappropriate.Richard Castle: Really?Martha Rodgers: Oh, my... so wrong.Richard Castle: Okay. Well, then you're gonna hate the onesies that say, "I'm with Officer Stupid."
Javier Esposito: What are you doing here, bro?Richard Castle: Well, you would know if you would've answered my call.Javier Esposito: I must not have heard it ring.Richard Castle: You rejected it. On live television.