Javier Esposito: What are you doing here, bro?Richard Castle: Well, you would know if you would've answered my call.Javier Esposito: I must not have heard it ring.Richard Castle: You rejected it. On live television.
Madison Queller: Okay. Next time I'm hitting on a guy you like, come clean with me before I go out with him so you don't have to arrest me to break up the date.Kate Beckett: Madison, that's not...Madison Queller: No, no, no, no, no. I get it. You're hot for Castle. You wanna make little Castle babies. Why couldn't you just be honest.Kate Beckett: Maddy.Madison Queller: What?Kate Beckett: He can hear us.
Kate Beckett: Castle, something's wrong with your mother.Richard Castle: You're just realizing this now?
Richard Castle: So, Captain Beckett, have you successfully completed your agenda for your lunch meeting?Kate Beckett: Indeed I did. Three times.Richard Castle: Three? Best meeting ever.