Who does Cercei plan on naming as a champion? I hope It's Ser Meryn Trent. I'd enjoy watching Bronn disembowel that pompous child beater.
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Loras Tyrell: Ser Jaime, I'm very sorry.Jaime Lannister: Ser Loras, it's quite all right.Jaime Lannister: Your sister looks very beautiful.Loras Tyrell: As does yours.Jaime Lannister: So... looking forward to your wedding?Loras Tyrell: Yes, very much.Jaime Lannister: Our fathers are both rather keen on the prospect.Loras Tyrell: They certainly are.Jaime Lannister: Perhaps they should get married.Jaime Lannister: If you were to marry Cersei, she'd murder you in your sleep.Jaime Lannister: If you somehow managed to put a child in her first, she'd murder him, too, long before he drew his first breath. Luckily for you, none of this will happen because you'll never marry her.Loras Tyrell: And neither will you.
Jaime Lannister: [Myrcella's necklace sent to them mounted on the neck of a serpent] It's a threat.Cersei Lannister: Of course it's a threat! Our daughter's alone in Dorne surrounded by people who hate our family.Cersei Lannister: "It's a threat."Jaime Lannister: No note?Cersei Lannister: They blame us for the death of Oberyn and his sister and every other tragedy that's befallen their cursed country.Cersei Lannister: I will burn their cities to the ground if they touch her!Jaime Lannister: Softer.Cersei Lannister: What?Jaime Lannister: Not so loud.Cersei Lannister: Our daughter's in danger, and you're worried I'm speaking too loudly?Jaime Lannister: The world can't know she's our daughter.Cersei Lannister: Then don't call her your daughter. You've never been a father to her.Jaime Lannister: If I were a father to any of my children, they'd be stoned in the street.Cersei Lannister: And what has your caution brought? Our oldest child murdered at his own wedding. Our only daughter shipped off to Dorne. Our baby boy set to marry that smirking whore from Highgarden!
Bronn: How many Dornishmen does it take to fuck a goat?Tyrion Lannister: Please don't.