Bronn: How many Dornishmen does it take to fuck a goat?Tyrion Lannister: Please don't.
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Cersei Lannister: A bit of a comedown from chamber of the Hand. But then I don't suppose you need much room.Tyrion Lannister: Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees.
Jaime Lannister: Even Lannisters can't survive without allies. Where are our allies now? You saw what happened to Walder Frey and his family.Cersei Lannister: I heard. How could we ever trust a man like that?Jaime Lannister: We couldn't. He was a useless old coward, but the Freys supported us. Now they're all dead. Whoever killed them is no friend of ours. We need allies. Stronger, better allies. We can't win this war alone.Cersei Lannister: You think I listened to father for forty years and learned nothing?
Jaime Lannister: I owe you a debt.Brienne of Tarth: When Catelyn Stark released you, we both made a promise to her. Now it's your promise. You gave your word. Keep it and consider the debt paid.Jaime Lannister: I will return the Stark girls to their mother. I swear it.Brienne of Tarth: Good-bye, Ser Jaime.