Peter Parker Quotes

Excuse me, sir! I can help! Let me help! I'm really strong and I'm... sticky!

You can't trick me anymore.

Peter Parker here to pick up a passport please!

The world needs the next Iron Man.

Show's over, Beck.

Peter Parker : MJ, I...
Michelle Jones : ...am Spider-Man?
Peter Parker : No. Of course not!
Michelle Jones : I mean it's... kind of obvious.

Peter Parker : I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation.
Ned Leeds : Awesome.

Police Officer : You're going to be the next Iron Man now?
Spider-Man : Well, no, I don't have time. I'm too busy doing your job.
Spider-Man : I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Look, keep up the good work 'cause I am going on vacation.

Mr. Harrington : Just making rounds, seeing if anyone needs any emotional counseling after today's traumatic events.
Peter Parker : No we're okay. We're- we're fine. Thank you.
Mr. Harrington : Great. 'Cause, I'm not- I'm not qualified.