Malcolm Quotes

God help us, we're in the hands of engineers.

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.

Must go faster.

That is one big pile of shit.

John Hammond : All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
Dr. Ian Malcolm : Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

What have they got in there, King Kong?

do I hate being right all the time!

Anybody hear that? It's a, um... It's an impact tremor, that's what it is... I'm fairly alarmed here.

You think they'll have that on the tour?

Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.

You see a Tyrannosaur doesn't follow a set pattern or park schedules, the essence of chaos.

You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?