Heihachi Quotes

I'm Heihachi Hayashida, a fencer of the Wood Cutting School.

We are now seven.

Heihachi Hayashida: Haven't you ever seen anyone cut firewood before?
Gorobei Katayama: You seem to enjoy it.
Heihachi Hayashida: That's just the way I am. Yah!
Gorobei Katayama: You're good!
Heihachi Hayashida: Not really. It's a lot harder than killing enemies. Yah!
Gorobei Katayama: Have you killed many?
Heihachi Hayashida: Since it's impossible to kill them all - yah!
Heihachi Hayashida: I usually run away.
Gorobei Katayama: A splendid principle.
Heihachi Hayashida: Thank you. Yah!

Actually, kids work harder than adults. But only if you treat them like adults.

Heihachi Hayashida: I see that married couples work a lot better than anyone else. You should get married, huh?
Heihachi Hayashida: Hey, come back! I was just kidding!