Charlie Quotes

You shouldn't be upset that I fucked her You should be upset that I had a laugh with her!

You don't want a voice, you just wanna fucking complaint about not having a voice.

I fell in love with him two seconds after I saw him. And I'll never stop loving him, even though it doesn't make sense anymore.

Charlie : Will we go to court?
Bert Spitz : No. No, we don't want to go to court. Courts in California are a disaster, and that's just how we have to think about it. I'm not sure these are my glasses. Where are you living while you're out here?
Charlie : In a hotel right now.
Bert Spitz : A hotel doesn't look good.
Charlie : To who?
Bert Spitz : The court.
Charlie : You just said we weren't going to go to court.
Bert Spitz : No, of course. Of course. We have to prepare to go to court hoping we don't go to court.

Charlie : We didn't have a deal it was something we discussed.
Nora Fanshaw : So it's a deal when it's something you want. And a discussion when Nicole wants it?

Henry : Dad, are you ok?
Charlie : Yeah, I'm just tired
Henry : Dad, did she like us?
Charlie : Yeah, she thought we were great