Cale Quotes

Can you not hit me in the head with a rocket when I'm trying to drive?

Special Agent Todd keeps making those sounds, I'm gonna start looking at him.

You think you're tough, bitch?

Tyler : Hello?
Cale : Hello, this is Special Agent Carol Finnerty. To whom am I speaking?
Tyler : That sounds official. Please hold, your call is very important to us.

Cale : I thought you would want this.
Emily : These are White House passes.
Cale : Your dad here has a job interview with the Secret Service.
Emily : That's really cool, John.
Cale : You're just gonna stick with John?
Emily : Yeah.
Cale : Okay.

Raphelson : Quiet night?
Cale : We're under attack by squirrels, sir. They are organized and they have the numbers.
Raphelson : Little stinkers trying to get into the bird feeder again?

Cale : Jenna. Did you get me in?
Jenna : What do I get if I did?
Cale : What do you want?
Jenna : Uh, dinner. Candlelight. And a promise that you will try to get to second base.
Cale : Done.

Cale : I need a pass for my daughter.
Jenna : John...
Cale : Look, no, no, you don't understand. Okay? Look, she's a freak for all this kind of stuff, so if I get her in, I'm, like, Dad of the Year. All right? And I will owe you so much more than just a candlelight dinner.

Cale : I literally just walked in the door. What did I do?
Melanie : You missed her talent show.
Cale : No, I didn't miss it. That's, like, next Thursday.
Melanie : No, it was last Thursday. It was on the school calendar.
Cale : What did she do?
Melanie : She was a flag twirler.
Cale : That's a talent?
Melanie : She practiced for, like, six weeks, John. She thought you were gonna be there.
Cale : All right, it would've been really nice to just have a little bit of a reminder.
Melanie : Come on, I'm not your secretary, John.
Cale : I'm not asking you to be my secretary. Look, I'm just... I'm trying. I'm trying really hard to be in her life.
Melanie : It's a little late for that, wouldn't you say?