The Usual Suspects Quotes

Interrogation Cop: You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?
Hockney: Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack? Are you going to charge me dickhead?

Hand me the keys, you fairy godmother.

You want a buckshot shampoo chubby?

Old McDonald had a farm ee i ee i o. And on that farm he shot some guys. Badda boom badda bing bang boom.

There's nothing that can't be done.

How about it, Keaton? You a lawyer's 'wife'? What kinda retainer are you givin' her?

I'm the guy that's gonna get ya. I just wanted you to know that.

The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. A peerless, psycho, fucked-up butcher.

Hockney: What about it, pretzel man? What's your story?
Keaton: His name's Verbal. Verbal Kint.
McManus: Verbal?
Keaton: Yeah.
Verbal: 'Roger', really. People say I talk too much.
Hockney: Yeah, I was just gonna tell you to shut up.

Strausz: Do you guys know who the fuck I am? Do you know who the fuck I am?
Hockney: We do now, jerk-off.

Sre you sure you brought enough guys?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag.

The news said it's raining in New York.

Dean Keaton... gone clean huh? Say it aint so.

Better put a leash on that puppy!

You run and we're gonna be digging a hole for you, you got that?

Hockney: What about it, pretzel man? What's your story?
Keaton: His name's Verbal. Verbal Kint.
McManus: Verbal?
Keaton: Yeah.
Verbal: 'Roger', really. People say I talk too much.
Hockney: Yeah, I was just gonna tell you to shut up.

Keyser Soze: How you doing Keaton?
Keaton: I can't feel my legs... Keyser.

Keaton: This whole thing was a shakedown.
McManus: What makes you say that?
Keaton: How many times you been in a lineup? It's always you and four dummies. PD are paying homeless guys $10 a head half the time. And there's no way they'd line five felons in the same row. No way. And what's a - What's a voice lineup? Public defender could get you out of that one.

Keaton: McManus. What the fuck is going on?
McManus: The strangest thing...

It's not payback! It's precaution. You want payback? You wanna run? I don't care! I'm not doing this for Fenster, I'm not doing it for you... I'm doing it for me. I'm gonna finish this thing. This Kobayashi bastard is not gonna stand on me!

There is no fucking coke!

There's no way they'd line five felons in the same room, no way.

You give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you right now.

Can you hear me in the back? Hello?

Fenster: You do some time, they never let you go. They treat me like a criminal. I'll end up a criminal.
Hockney: You are a criminal.
Fenster: Why you gotta go and do that? I'm trying to make a point.

Interrogation Cop: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking.
Hockney: Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? What, do you got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?

Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.
Hockney: Is it Friday already?

What about it, pretzel man, what's your story?