Dr. Eric Foreman: Would you slow down? You're gonna get us arrested!Dr. Chris Taub: I wouldn't worry about it. We'll probably die first!Dr. Gregory House: Don't make me take my shoe off!
Go up his rear and get a smear. Which reminds me, I kind of feel like a bagel.
Dr. Allison Cameron: That's ridiculous. If menstruation is a symptom of brain cancer then I should be on chemo right now.Dr. Gregory House: That's ridiculous. You're way too skinny to be menstruating.
Did you tell him that statistics also say he's a big fat idiot?