Dr. Gregory House: John! We're gonna figure out what's wrong with you, but first we need to know one thing!Dr. Gregory House: Have you ever appeared in any pornos?
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"You are a ray of sunshine... on a cloudy day."
I've got a full bladder, and I'm not afraid to use it.
Dr. Gregory House: You know how you hate it when I meddle in your lies... uh, I mean your life?Dr. James Wilson: Why are you being so evasive unless you have something to evade?