Dr. Gregory House: John! We're gonna figure out what's wrong with you, but first we need to know one thing!Dr. Gregory House: Have you ever appeared in any pornos?
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Dr. Weber: Who are you?Dr. James Wilson: Just a lunatic who desperately needs a hobby.
Dr. Gregory House: Here puss, puss, puss, puss, puss.Dr. Eric Foreman: Say "puss" one more time. It's the sixth puss that really does it.
Dr. Gregory House: So, what can shred an epiglottis and make muscle disappear?Dr. Eric Foreman: Mr. and Mrs. Kutner. They caused Kutner's death. Why not Charlotte's?Dr. Gregory House: Mourning period's over. Foreman's sense of irony is back.
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