Fucking Wade Wilson. Suppose I'd wear a mask, too, if I had a face like that. I only wish I'd heal the same.
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Not often a dude ruins your face, skull-stomps your sanity, grabs your future baby mama, and personally sees to four of your five shittiest moments. Let's just say... it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Wade Wilson : I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it.Wade Wilson : They made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent.
Deadpool : Ripley, from Alien 3!Negasonic Teenage Warhead : Fuck, you're old.Deadpool :Fake laugh. Hiding real pain. Go get Silver Balls.