That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking. I want you to clean your vagina.
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Cheer up, Bateman. What's the matter? No shiatsu this morning?
Hey, I'm a child of divorce, gimme a break!
Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.
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