Nick Fury : We have a job to do, and you're coming with us.
Peter Parker : There's gotta be someone else you can use. What about Thor?
Nick Fury : Off-world.
Peter Parker : Doctor Strange
Maria Hill : Unavailable.
Peter Parker : Captain Marvel.
Nick Fury : Don't you invoke her name!
Peter Parker : I'm just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
Nick Fury : Bitch, please! You've been to space.
Michelle Jones : Want to go in, on a pair?
Peter Parker : You mean like sit next to each other?
Michelle Jones : Yeah.
Nick Fury : [in Peter's earpiece] Parker, you in position?
Peter Parker : No...
Michelle Jones : [Thinks Peter is rejecting her] Okay... no?
Nick Fury : [In Peter's Earpiece] Why the hell not?