Spider-Man: Far From Home quotes

Police Officer: You're going to be the next Iron Man now?
Spider-Man: Well, no, I don't have time. I'm too busy doing your job.
Spider-Man: I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Look, keep up the good work 'cause I am going on vacation.

Peter Parker

Quentin Beck : Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room.
a mid-credit scene
Pat Kiernan : We come to you now with revelations about last week's attack in London. An anonymous source provided this video, it shows Quentin Beck, aka, Mysterio, moments before his death. A warning: You may find this video disturbing.
Mysterio : I managed to send the Elemental back into the dimensional rift but I don't think I'm gonna make it off this bridge alive. Spider-Man attacked me for some reason. He has an army of weaponized drones, Stark technology. He's saying he's the only one who's gonna be the new Iron Man, no one else.
cut to altered footage of the Tower Bridge battle
E.D.I.T.H. : Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack? There'll be significant causalities.
Spider-Man : Do it. Execute them all.
Pat Kiernan : This shocking video was released earlier today on the controversial news website 'thedailybugle.net.'
J. Jonah Jameson : There you have it folks: conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio! An interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet, and who will no doubt, go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time! But that's not all folks, here's the real blockbuster. Brace yourselves, you might wanna sit down.
Mysterio : Spider-Man's real... Spider-Man's real name is - Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker!
cut back to a mortified Spider-Man in NYC
Spider-Man : What the fu - !

Mysterio, Peter Parker

Peter Parker: How could you do all of this?
Quentin Beck: You'll see, Peter. People... need to believe. And nowadays, they'll believe anything.

Peter Parker