Steve Rogers: So, let's start with the Aether. Thor, what do you know?
Natasha Romanoff: Is he asleep?
James Rhodes: No. I'm pretty sure he's dead.
Thor: Ah, where to start? Um, the Aether. Firstly, not a stone. Someone called it a stone before. It's more of an angry sludge sort of thing so, someone's gonna need to amend that and stop saying that.
Thor: Here's an interesting story though about the Aether - My grandfather, many years ago, had to hide the stone from the Dark Elves. Scary beings. So Jane, actually, actually, actually Jane is a, is a old flame of mine. Uh, you know she, she stuck her hand inside a rock this one time and, and then the Aether stuck itself inside her and she became very, very sick and so I had to take her to Asgard which is where I am from, and we had to try and fix her. We were dating at the time. See I got to, I got to introduce her to my mother who's dead. And um, oh you know and Jane and I aren't even dating anymore so these things happen though you know. Nothing lasts forever. The only thing that...
Tony Stark: Why don't you come and sit down?
Thor: I am not done. The only thing that is permanent in life is impermanence.
Tony Stark: Eggs? Breakfast?
Thor: No. I'd like a Bloody Mary.