You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
Read more Jim Levenstein QuotesFrom: American Pie
Jim's Dad : It's like banging a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game.Jim : Right.Jim's Dad : It's not a game.Jim : No.Jim's Dad : What you want is a partner to return the ball.
I would like to make an announcement. There is a gorgeous woman masturbating on my bed.
Jim : You have something going tonight, Sherman?Chuck Sherman : You see that Central chick, Bernette?Jim , Kevin : No.Chuck Sherman : She's around. It seems she's taken a liking to me. Fellas, it's time she experienced: the Shermanator.