Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale.
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Can I use the facilities? Because being pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscuit!
When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords.
Vanessa Loring : How do I look?Bren : Like a new mom. Scared shitless.