Orange Tic-Tacs are Bleeker's one and only vice. When we made out, the day I got pregnant, his mouth tasted really tangy and delicious.
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I named my guitar "Roosevelt"-not Ted, Franklin. You know, the hot one, with polio.
Vanessa Loring : How do I look?Bren : Like a new mom. Scared shitless.
Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine's Day. And I'm like, "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment."