White House Down quotes

Cale : I literally just walked in the door. What did I do?
Melanie : You missed her talent show.
Cale : No, I didn't miss it. That's, like, next Thursday.
Melanie : No, it was last Thursday. It was on the school calendar.
Cale : What did she do?
Melanie : She was a flag twirler.
Cale : That's a talent?
Melanie : She practiced for, like, six weeks, John. She thought you were gonna be there.
Cale : All right, it would've been really nice to just have a little bit of a reminder.
Melanie : Come on, I'm not your secretary, John.
Cale : I'm not asking you to be my secretary. Look, I'm just... I'm trying. I'm trying really hard to be in her life.
Melanie : It's a little late for that, wouldn't you say?

Cale

Can you not hit me in the head with a rocket when I'm trying to drive?

Cale

Get your hands off my Jordans!

President Sawyer