You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.
Read more Teddy QuotesFrom: Memento (2000)
You know what one of the reasons for short term memory loss is? Venereal disease. Maybe your cunt of fucking a wife sucked one too many diseased cocks and turned you into a fucking retard.
It's beer o'clock, and I'm buying.
We all lie to ourselves to be happy.