Mr. Gibbs : Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck.
Jack Sparrow : Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
Mr. Gibbs : Aye, that'll about do it.
Mr. Gibbs : Blast! I'm already awake!
Will Turner : That was for the smell.
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From: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)