Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you?Tony Stark: Funny things are.
The Avengers - Funniest Scenes
I don't get always what I want.
Steve Rogers: Now, I don't know what you plan on doing here.Thor: I've come here to put and end to Loki's schemes!Steve Rogers: Then prove it! Put the hammer down.Tony Stark: Umm, yeah, no! Bad call, he loves his hammer!
Security Guard: Are you an alien?Bruce Banner: What?Security Guard: From outer space, an alien.Bruce Banner: No.Security Guard: Well then son, you've got a condition.