It's my birthday. Now it's time for me to light my candles.
Read more Max Dillon QuotesFrom: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)
Aunt May : Hey, wait. What are you doing? What are you doing? No, I do the laundry.Peter Parker : I'm doing my laundry.Aunt May : No, I do the laundry. No, I this is my job. I've been doing your laundry since you were 6 years old.Peter Parker : I understand that. I'm in college now. I think it's time I took care of my own dirty underwear.Aunt May : Last time you did it, you turned everything blue and red, so no.Peter Parker : That was a mistake. Because I washing the American flag. My... Can I just please just...?Aunt May : No one washes a flag.Peter Parker : I do, and I won't anymore.Aunt May : This is my machine.Peter Parker : Fine. It's just underwear.Aunt May : This is laundry, my home, my machine. Back off, eat your breakfast.Peter Parker : All right, laundry sheriff. I'll do it later.
It's not my fault.
I'm glad you're not one of those cops who rides a horse.