Vern: Come on you guys. Let's get moving.Teddy: Yeah, by the time we get there, the kid won't even be dead anymore.
Chris: You're gonna be a great writer someday, Gordie. You might even write about us guys if you ever get hard-up for material.Gordie: Guess I'd have to be pretty hard-up, huh?
Vern: I told you we should of stuck to the tracks.Teddy: Is it me, or are you the world's biggest pussy?Vern: I suppose this is fun for you?Teddy: No... but this is.
Gordie: Alright, alright, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?Vern: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy-Pez. Cherry-flavored Pez. No question about it.Teddy: Goofy's a dog. He's definitely a dog.Gordie: I knew the $64,000 question was fixed. There's no way anybody could know that much about opera!Chris: He can't be a dog. He drives a car and wears a hat.Gordie: Wagon Train's a really cool show, but did you notice they never get anywhere? They just keep wagon training.Vern: Oh, God. That's weird. What the hell is Goofy?