Vern: I wasn't that scared. I wasn't. Sincerely.Gordie: Okay. Then you won't mind if we check the seat of your jockies for Hershey squirts, will you?Vern: Go screw.
Vern: Nothing like a smoke after a meal.Teddy: Yeah... I cherish these moments.Teddy: What? What did I say?
You guys wanna go see a dead body?
Well, all the kids, instead of calling him Davie, they call him Lardass. Lardass Hogan. Even his little brother and sister calls him Lardass. At school, they put a sticker on his back that says "Wide-Load". And they rank him out and beat him up whenever they get a chance. But one day, he gets an idea; a greatest revenge idea, a kid ever had.