Chris: You're gonna be a great writer someday, Gordie. You might even write about us guys if you ever get hard-up for material.Gordie: Guess I'd have to be pretty hard-up, huh?
Jesus H. bald-headed Christ!
Vern: Do you think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?Teddy: What are you, cracked?Vern: Why not? I saw the other day. He was carrying five elephants in one hand!Teddy: Boy, you don't know nothing! Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.Vern: Yeah, maybe you're right. It'd be a good fight, though.
Vern: Nothing like a smoke after a meal.Teddy: Yeah... I cherish these moments.Teddy: What? What did I say?