Fran Kubelik: [Baxter is straining spaghetti with a tennis racket] Say, you're pretty good with that racket.C.C. Baxter: You should see my backhand. Wait'll you see me serve the meatballs.
Fran Kubelik: Shall I light the candles?C.C. Baxter: It's a must! Gracious living-wise.
Fran Kubelik: What do you call it when somebody keeps getting smashed up in automobile accidents?C.C. Baxter: Bad insurance risk?Fran Kubelik: That's me with men.