Ya know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe; I mean, shipwrecked among 8 million people. And then one day I saw a footprint in the sand, and there you were.
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Fran Kubelik: [Baxter is straining spaghetti with a tennis racket] Say, you're pretty good with that racket.C.C. Baxter: You should see my backhand. Wait'll you see me serve the meatballs.
Fran Kubelik: I never catch colds.C.C. Baxter: Really? I was reading some figures from the Sickness and Accident Claims Division. You know that the average New Yorker between the ages of twenty and fifty has two and a half colds a year?Fran Kubelik: That makes me feel just terrible.C.C. Baxter: Why?Fran Kubelik: Well, to make the figures come out even, if I have no colds a year, some poor slob must have five colds a year.C.C. Baxter: Yeah... it's me.
Miss Kubelik, one doesn't get to be a second administrative assistant around here unless he's a pretty good judge of character, and as far as I'm concerned you're tops. I mean, decency-wise and otherwise-wise.