C.C. Baxter: You hear what I said, Miss Kubelik? I absolutely adore you.Fran Kubelik: Shut up and deal...
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Fran Kubelik: What do you call it when somebody keeps getting smashed up in automobile accidents?C.C. Baxter: Bad insurance risk?Fran Kubelik: That's me with men.
J.D. Sheldrake: Ya know, you see a girl a couple of times a week, just for laughs, and right away they think you're gonna divorce your wife. Now I ask you, is that fair?C.C. Baxter: No, sir, it's very unfair... Especially to your wife.
When you're in love with a married man, you shouldn't wear mascara.