Avi, pull your socks up.
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So the Biblical scholars mis-translated the Hebrew word for "young woman" into the Greek word for "virgin," which was a pretty easy mistake to make, since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But back then it was the "virgin" that caught people's attention. It's not every day a virgin conceives and bears a son. So you keep that for a couple of hundred years, and the next thing you know, you have the Holy Catholic church.
Doug the Head: Ah, from Russia with love, eh?Franky Four Fingers: I have stones to sell, fat to chew, and many different men to see about many different dogs, so if I am not rushing you...Doug the Head: Slow down, Franky, my son. When in Rome.Franky Four Fingers: I am not in Rome, Doug. I am in a rush. I got to make the bookies.Doug the Head: Bookies? What are you betting on?Franky Four Fingers: Bomber Harris.Doug the Head: Ah. The unlicensed boxer, eh? Do you know something that I don't?Franky Four Fingers: Bubbe, I probably know a lot you don't.
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.