Chuckie: Morgan, I'm not going to Kelly's just because you like the takeout girl. It's 15 minutes out of our way.Morgan: What the fuck are we gonna do that we can't spare 15 minutes?
Sean: I knew you before you were a mathematical god, when you were pimple-faced and homesick and didn't know what side of the bed to piss on!Lambeau: Yeah, you were smarter than me then and you're smarter than me now. So don't blame me for how your life turned out. It's not my fault.
What is this, a Taster's Choice moment between guys?
Chuckie: I didn't get on Cathy last night.Will: No?Chuckie: Nah.Will: Why not?Chuckie: I don't know.Chuckie: Cathy!Cathy: What?Chuckie: Why didn't you give me none of that nasty little hoochie-woochie you usually throw at me?Cathy: Oh, fuck you and your Irish curse, Chuckie. Like I'd waste my energy spreading my legs for that Tootsie Roll dick? So go home and give it a tug yourself.
