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Read more Henry Hill QuotesFrom: Goodfellas
Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything.Tommy DeVito: Funny how? What's funny about it?Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, you got it all wrong.Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?Henry Hill: Jus...Tommy DeVito: What?Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!Henry Hill: Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!Tommy DeVito: Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they'd been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been dead.
I got enough to worry about getting whacked on the street! I gotta come home for this? I should fucking kill you!